Ever had a problem you couldn't seem to solve? Ever spent sleepless nights, endless days, mulling over myriad possibilities until you were ready to regurgitate all your recent meals? Ever wonder why even common problems don't always have practical solutions?

Sometimes you need to climb out of the box and into the open air of the arcane. That, no doubt, is where the fun is.

Have questions? The Malbraith Group has answers. A non-profit think tank dedicated to the pursuit of arcane thought and action, the Group offers a yummy platter for the hungry consumer. Baffled by the self-help stampede? Check out Paul Golder's ornate exercise regimens for the faint of wit in Cynical Fitness. Tired of sounding like the cast of Friends every time you open your mouth? Master the funky 21st century vernacular of the Glossary of Malbraithian Usage. Ready to understand everyone? Check out the brutally accurate Malbraithian Personality Matrix. Bored by TV? Delve into America's best unproduced drama, The Brinks Chronicles (coming soon). Or just kick back, pop a beer, and wonder for a while. Maybe, just maybe, you'll figure "it all" out.

Also in Golder's creative pipeline: disquieting animated salvo Wild Wild Rest, harrowing Coma-esque horror novel Criminal Parts, chilling adolescent fantasy Mr. Valentines, nightmarish suburban thriller Demon Lube & Tire, darkly comic exploration of egotism My Perfect Ass, and animated paean to carnal inadequacy The Sexologist.

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