Delivery Van
he is a young man
he has forsaken schoolin'
he drives an old van
and practices tattooin'
one day his designs will be known from here to there
he has a girlfriend
that he's been dating steady
they'll tie the knot when
he's good and plenty ready
one day their estate will stretch from here to there
and to repopulate their hometown
a decrepit old relic with nobody around
they disappear whenever they can
into the back of his delivery van
he does some hard work
until his back is breakin'
he plays the cool jerk
or works real hard at fakin'
one day he'll reveal his talent for tattoos
she's givin' haircuts
she went to beauty schoolin'
she's waxing fat butts
and making mucho moola