YAH! ~Because you are.~

............................................................................................ (Sorry for the dots but if I don't put them, you might miss the beginning of the marquee while the site is loading.) ............................................................................................Hi! This is the new, extra-deluxe Infernal Marquee III! If you want to know about this website, please see below. If you are an odd person and want to read my pointless ranting, continue reading. But don't say I didn't warn you! As you may have seen in my previous two websites, it will take you quite a while to read the entire Infernal Marquee. That is exactly what it is, and what you'll be calling it as you are sucked into its depths. If you are not willing to waste your time with such nonsense, I again advise you to quit now and continue meandering aimlessly among various other parts of this website. For if you read too far, you will not want to stop after coming all that way. And trust me, it will be very, VERY long. Longer than Infernal Marquees I and II. But of course, don't you want to see the surprise at the end...? WHA HA HA HA HA! dot dot dot... *straightens papers* On with things... In tonight's edition of the Infernal Marquee, I will be tormenting you in a variety of ways! What? You'll sue me? Hmm, well if you are the one reading it, it isn't MY problem, right? You can quit any time, huh? Sure ya can. Don't worry, it's all good! Love and peace! Love and peace! Now that you're happy, we can progress. Hmm, what to do first... well, let's see... once upon a time, there was no time! There was also a cliched sentence, and a pile of bricks. The focus of this story is that mystical concept: a hard, towering stack of red concrete. What is this DOING here, you ask? You are not alone in your query. A traveling group of paranormal scientists has dedicated their lives to studying this phenomenon. Huh? No no no no, by 'paranormal scientists', I didn't mean they specialize in the paranormal... oh no, they ARE paranormal! Yessiree, paranormal scientists. With white lab coats and Erlenmeyer flasks and... and -- AND! That's A-N-D! Yes. Just recently, these highly respected abnormal disturbances have discovered the secret of the aforementioned bricks' existence! The big secret? It's AND! Bricks are actually composed of an altered form of deoxyribonucleic acid... acidic nucleodeoxyribose, or AND. That's right, folks, the substance long shrouded in mystery is finally revealed! The glory! Now, why is this such an amazing discovery? Well, thanks to the benefits of modern science, AND can be used in a number of horrific gene splicing experiments to create a superstrong race of humans! That's right, armored babies with the dermi-toughness of solid concrete! You know you've always wanted it, and finally all your prayers have paid off. Now you, too can have the honor of having all the same properties as those envied bricks! The redness, the strength, the resistance to cat scratches! But, how will we move, you ask? Well, that minor detail is still under research. All I can say is that I can't wait! The scientists have already set up a slew of great tax-draining experiments. The first of science's sacrificial lambs is Molly the sheep, the first successfully AND-ized mammal. Few problems have arised, but those few could have a major impact. One of interest is that they are prone to getting mysterious markings on their body overnight. These strange markings, often called graffiti, can cause many to look at them with dismay... thus causing them to become antisocial, and eventually, hermits. ... ... ...In other news, Ashton saw Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers! Uh, he never saw the first one, so he was kind of confused. But he did enjoy the best scene in the whole movie; the one with big giant barrels! If you see it, keep an eye out! There is that one part with barrels. Worship it! Also, there is a cameo appearance of... whaddaya know, it's an Erlenmeyer flask! Yeah, worship that too! Now for the weather repor -- what? This just in! A series of earthquakes and huge hailstorms are headed this way! Wait, how can earthquakes be on their wa -- *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ... ... ... *soft elevator music* We're sorry. We are now experiencing technical difficulties. We will be back soon. ... ... ... We're sorry. We are now experiencing technical difficulties. We will be back soon. ... ... ... Tech-- tech-- technical difficulties. We will be back soon. We will be back soon. We will be back soon. Back soon. Back-- back soon. B-b-b-b-b-bbback soosoosoosoosssssoon. *fuzzy static sound* bsgggghhhhh... ... If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again. Try again. Try again... continue? ... [Yes] ... [No] ... *ba-DEEP* ... GAME OVER. ... ... ... *Great Will of the Macrocosm* You... You mustn't get a game over in the middle of an Infernal Marquee. We shall now return the story to how it was before... before... be... ... ... four... ... ... *snap* ... ... ... Hello! I am not one, nor two, or even five... I am the noble FOUR! Everyone bow in my worship! ... *chirp chirp* ... Fine, if that's how you want to be, I'll just end this marquee! You don't even like it anyway! Fine! ... ... ... Be seeing you! *salute* ... ... ... The End! Now, if you want to win... something, email me with "the secret last sentence!" The secret last sentence is... *drum roll* ... "This marquee never ends!" ... ... ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..............................................................................(Sorry for the dots but if I don't put them, you might miss the beginning of the marquee while the site is loading.) ............................................................................................Hi! This is the new, extra-deluxe Infernal Marquee III! If you want to know about this website, please see below. If you are an odd person and ... and REALIZED THAT THIS MARQUEE WAS NOT OVER, then you are truly worthy of worthiness! Ha, if you sent that end to me, then it is officially too late for you to send the real end! Because now, I can laugh in your face, since I actually managed to trick you! Ha ha ha! Well, I apologize if you actually deftly evaded my trickery... so I suppose I should reward you now, with the REAL end! ... Bah, of course not! We're nowhere close! Mwahahahaha... Hah, I bet you wish it was all over, don't you? Well, it can be! All you have to do... is CLICK something... come on, you can do it! Of course you can. ... ... ... NO YOU CAN'T! You may think you can, but you are trapped here forever! There is no means of escape. What? You say you can stop whenever you want? You're not addicted; it's just for fun? Oh, be true to yourself! Just say "NO"! The first step to quitting is ADMITTING you have a PROBLEM! Marquee addiction is a disease! Okay, let's try this... repeat after me. "I" ... ... ... "am" ... ... ... "DISEASED!" ... ... ... did you do it? Yes? You liar! I know your evil ways. Just remember, you're only hurting yourself! Yes, you need to announce the fact to the world. Go walk out the front door right now and yell it at the top of your lungs. "I am forever confined to my screen because of an Infernal Marquee!" ...wait, that contradicts itself. Um, okay, spread the word some other way. A shameless mass email, perhaps? Hm, I guess you can't really stop to do that either. Well, then record yourself saying it on a tape and play it to yourself over and over and over. ... You can't do that either. >.< Geez, you really are hopeless. Then should I put you out of your misery? *vote* ... The vote was unanimous... the verdict? You are still sentenced to life in marquee prison! Whahahahahaha! Aw, I'm sorry. But really, you are a very lucky prisoner. How many convicts can leave their cells for good and without hassle of any kind, merely by touching a computer mouse, moving their hand, and depressing a button? Yeah, when you put it that way, huh? Three easy steps. It's easy as A-B-C! Call now and you can do it too, for only $19.95! ... Okay, it's free. Same thing, right? ... ... ... Well, you know what? Sentencing you to marquee prison is also like sentencing the marquee to "you" prison. It has a life too, you know! Therefore... it is now time for... the real, REAL surprise at the end... meh heh heh! The first person to tell me "the secret last sentence" will win something! Yay! So... the secret last sentence is... "Ha ha! I deftly avoided your trickery! This marquee will NEVER be over!" Just email me with the secret last sentence... er, sentenCES... and you will get... something. Yeah, something! Okidoke? O-kay! Now, to end it all with a quote... *about Precis*... "She's more like a tornado than a teenager." --Claude, I think...

Special notice!

There is now no excuse for not knowing that Ashton Anchors is so much more!!!

Only

people have realized where they are! ;_;

MEMORIAL NUMBERS: if you are the one who gets a memorial number, save the pic and email it to me, and you can make a request for something for me to draw for you! ^-^ No guarantees that it won't suck, though... ... ... -.-;; thanks to Sylph at HOLIDAYBLUE.COM for the idea! ^o^ Next memorial numbers: *currently on hold*

sign my GUESTBOOK! Pwetty pweeeeese? *puppy eyes*

Merry Christmas everyone!

Yes... I'm updating... @_@ Well, Merry Christmas, and Happy Festivus too. XD I hope everyone's having a great holiday break. I'm putting the memorial numbers on hold for now, so I can catch up on all the other stuff I need to do... ChinchillaDragoon got the #1500~ before I finished the one for her for #888. ^^;;

Just so everyone knows, I've been spending mucho tiempo at my deviantART site, which is HERE. ^___^ I love dA. It's a great art community, so come visit~! I update there much more often, too. ^^;

Right now, I am feeling...

/jamuko

12/28/03

Merry Christmas~

w00t!!

YES! An actual update! I finally scanned a bunch of random doodles I had lying around... for a grand total of NINE new fanarts up! Yay! That's an accomplishment. ^^;; How sad. None are colored or anything, but they're nice little chunks of weirdness/cuteness. o.O Well anyway, Go look! ^-^ They're in the "mine" section under "Fanart". Or if you're lazy like me, click HERE. ^^;

Right now, I am feeling...

/jamuko

??/??/03

>w<

Meep!

Okay! After quite a while, and much confusion over memorial numbers most likely due to my own ineptitude, I present... Molly's kiriban of Ashton, HERE!! Whoo. u_u; I'm working on ChinchillaDragoon's now... note to self: the number was 888. T_T; Once again, I'm sorry to Molly, and I'll try to get everything straight in the future. And just so everyone knows, I took off the 999 number, since my mini-me isn't doing the pic thing anymore (and actually, never did o.o; ), and it is kind of pointless to have one for 999 and 1000. Hope nobody minds. ^^;

Right now, I am feeling...(and sorry!! ><; )

/jamuko

08/26/03

eep he's gonna kill me for being late!!

Da dum!

Tadaa~! I updated! *fanfare* ^_____^ ... ... ... somehow that seems sad. u_u; Well, I should be back more now... keyword should... well at least now I am near electricity at all times. ^^; And I got back from Otakon! ^-^ People aren't kidding when they say it's HUGE... yes... very very huge... well, it's a great time anyway. ^w^ Anyway~~ I have some stuff I have to get done... humdeedum... bye for now! ^-^

Right now, I am feeling...

~Jamuko

08/13/03

squee! >w<

Aliveness...

Hmm... At last I am back at my computer. ... ... Yup, and I'm leaving again on Sunday. ^^; ... ... Look at the date! It's 7-11 day! Yaaay, let's all go buy some snacks and drinks. ^_<; Well, I finished Pompi's memorial pic a while ago, and never put it up! @_@; And she gave me one even before that, and I didn't put that up either! ><; So, here they are. (I need to make a Gifts section or something... -_-; )

Pompi's pic to me... ASHTON! ^_____^

My pic to Pompi... Tsukasa and Mimiru! (Yikes, I messed up a lot x_X)

And I'm finishing up Molly's pic... err, "finishing up" meaning coloring entirely... o_x; I'm so late!! ><;;;

*AND*! A couple questions for YOU, the people! ^^; (Maybe I should get a poll instead... -_-)

1! If I made a web-clique, would you join? I'm thinking about a Star Ocean one, but should I make it more universal than that? It could be a keeper's clique, or something else...

2! Should I change the layout to be more effective? Currently I do very little to almost every page on here... ... oops... ... and I don't have any good place to put some things, like kiribans. I feel like redesigning it... (though it would be a while... I'm busy, plus I have another layout to finish first... ^^; )

Please answer for me in the tagboard or the guestbook, or email me if you want. ^^ Thank you so much! ^____^

Right now, I am feeling...

/jamuko

07/11/03

Duo! why? I don't know. ... ... okay, so I know. I hadn't used this logo in a while...

Disclaimer-type Thingy: All Pokémon characters are owned by Nintendo, Creatures, GAME FREAK, Satoshi Tajiri, and any other random companies/people who may have some strand of rights to them, yadda yadda... the same goes for any other anime I may have on here, but to their respective owners of course... and none of the pictures here belong to me either, unless specifically stated... and the top thing I chopped up and hashed together but I don't own the original pics... well, I took some screenshots myself, but that doesn't matter... but of course everyone already knows all that. That's all I really feel like saying... oh, uh, sure, take my pics if you want... I couldn't stop you anyway, and that's how pictures get around, right? Just please don't put the fanart ones on another site without telling me. You can contact me at barrelofdragons@aol.com. Arigato gozaimasu!

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